The New Year People can be classified to the following:
1. Whackos: Totally sane looking insane ones!
A life of trial and error… Changing themselves is a never adjournable agenda at the beginning of every month. They pitifully fail. A matter of surprise! These humankind still doesn’t lose hope in themselves, goes to the extent of going behind the pompous New Year Resolution, which they deep inside know will not work and deeper inside know they have many more years to live (as God has already sent signals informing the race, “Good people die young”).
2. Poindexters: Identifying these people are easy…
Ask them what their New Year Resolutions are, there is an immediate farting sound they make with their mouth. Oh, what an insult! They don’t stop with that, that follows a lecture that begins with, “You need not wait for a New Year to change yourself…” (you feel like hanging yourself as you very well knew, A MAN IS NOT LIKE WHAT HE SEEMS TO BE and still trusted your guts and asked a wrong question to a very wrong guy!) Truth to be said, neither does he wait for the New Year, nor does he change. Not even the answer for this question changes. A Poindexter!
3. The last, but the most valued breed.
When the first and second beings live on earth and breathe oxygen, this third variant lives on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/Pinterest/Tumblr/Linkedin and breathes likes/shares/ comments. Resolutions are posted, tagged, liked, and shared. And that’s perfect for the Search Engine to Optimize…
These people are called the SOCIAL beings. Too social!
WHAT’S YOUR NEW YEAR RESOLUTION? 😉